DEEP THOUGHTS: Growing old is never a surprise. How fast it happens is.
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
You will get inspired to get organized, then at the end of the week look around and say “what the heck have I done.”
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
On two occasions this week, you will look at the pill bottle and wonder “did I take this pill already?”
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Just when you think Mother Nature can’t fill all seasons into one week, Mother Nature says “hold my beer.”
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
When we get back to in-person church, we’ll be reminded that there is a fine line between a long sermon and a hostage situation.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Clothes too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: Welcome to the chair.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
Your mind is like an internet browser: 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and you have no idea where the music is coming from.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
You are the friend that people should not sit next to at a serious function.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
Your favorite childhood memory is having energy.
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
Your shopping will take twice as long this week because you will be in the produce department trying to open a plastic bag.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
It was a tough Sunday night at Stone Henge as workers moved the stones forward an hour.
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Your mom will give you a pre-ripped half piece of gum that smells like perfume and tastes of purse dirt.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
You will do something dumb with your $1,400 stimulous check.
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