DEEP THOUGHTS: A pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
You were the one who sent a letter to the City Council asking for the Novato Costco to put in a second-story observation deck with a bar.
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
You once returned bottles for cash. That’s how old you are.
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Cinderella should have lived her life with the animals rather than settle for a creep who had to try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
Remember when you went weeks without shooting a picture of yourself?
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Your neighbor is not useless. He can be used as a bad example.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
Marin residents continue to ask what wine pairs best with a dystopian COVID-19 nightmare.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
The new thing at the home is re-writing the lyrics of the songs of our youth. For example, Helen Reddy: “I am woman, hear me snore.”
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
Have you ever wanted to grab someone from Sonoma and yell: “WTF is the matter with you?”
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
A great personal library contains books guaranteed to piss off everyone.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
Do not run with bagpipes. You could put out an aye out or, worse, get kilt.
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
You sew all day. All you do is sew it seams. You are an old sew-and-sew.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
You will treasure the moment you tell the grandkids about rotary phones.
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