DEEP THOUGHTS: If you tell your dog to “play dead” and he bark/sings “riding that train, high on cocaine,” you must be from Marin (and grateful for it).
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
The CDC just announced you may also stop wearing socks and Crocs.
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
The stars are aligned. You will wet your plants again this week.
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Wouldn’t it be helpful if you started your day by already knowing about what’s going to come your way? This isn’t the place.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
Marin County supervisors have given you permission to go on vacation this summer. Please come back.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Eventually your obsession with pottery will kiln you.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
Your monetary situation may change, but only if you renew your subscription to this newspaper. You have been warned.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
You will dream of a beehive without exit. It will be unbelievable.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
Why can’t the owner of that fishing shop in San Rafael get a reel job?
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
You think all cashiers are checking you out.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
If you ask your doctor how often people die during a procedure and she says “just once,” find another doctor.
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Be like a good dog: Wag more, bark less.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
Remember, hindsight is so last year.
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