DEEP THOUGHTS: If love is blind, then please explain lingerie.
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
You will get most of your exercise this week by shaking your head in disbelief.
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
You dreamt you were a muffler and woke up exhausted.
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
You act like you know everything, but deep down you do know everything.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
Donuts are one of the original hole foods.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
This week, as in every other week, you will not be able to fold a fitted sheet.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
You will still regret doing something dumb with your stimulous check.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
On HGTV people can flip a house in a month. You’ve been getting ready to vacuum the living room for a week.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
The average Marin resident eats about 20 donuts per year. You obviously are picking up the slack for someone out there.
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
Eat whatever you like because the inventor of the treadmill died at 54.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
What’s more important, the destination or the journey? The correct answer is “the company.” Make it so.
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Due to intense mind fog, your thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
It’s because of people like your sister-in-law, there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
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