For the Week of Sept. 16
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
Work will inform you of random drug testing in the office. Tell the boss “no thanks.” You grew up in Marin. You’ve already tested most of them.
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
You’ll’ get along with everyone this week. Even people who work at City Hall..
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Important safety tip: If at first you don’t succeed, do not try skydiving.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
When you begin to think that you’re so much smarter than others, remember that time you tried to get out of the car with your seatbelt on. Keep it humble.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
The moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Peace will guide your planets and love will steer the stars.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
This is the week to make decisions, Pisces. You know the drill: Fish or cut bait.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
Your mind will find true liberation in harmony and understanding. Sympathy and trust will abound.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
You are wondering if it is time to start a family. First make sure your weiner dog’s taco costume is ready for Halloween. Priorities.
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
If you remain stumped about whether Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge, you need more help than this horoscope can provide.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
Coded note to faithful readers from the staff of Marin’s favorite weekly English speaking newspaper: “Sierra Echo November Delta. Bravo Echo Echo Romeo.”
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Eat well this week and remember that bread is like the sun: It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
You have been riding an emotional roller coaster for quite some time. This week will be no different. Keeping it real.
Moon Alert — Get your flu shot or die.
Lucky Numbers — 25, 14, 46, 45, 33 and 3. Could be other numbers, too.
Best Advice — Do not play the lotto.
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