DEEP THOUGHTS: Do what you love, and money will follow. (This does not mean you may eat pizza, drink wine, nap in your underwear, take selfies with your dog … and wait for the government check in the mail.)
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
It is likely this week you will re-read cooking directions from a box in the garbage.
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
Your children think you are crazy. They don’t know yet it is hereditary.
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
In an effort to save innocent vegetables from slaughter by vegetarians, you will eat bacon every day this week … and like it.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
Marin does not have a Hell’s Angels club. But it does have a Hell’s Angler’s club. Spelling is everything.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
You will finally join a support group for procrastinators only to find out they have not met yet.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
There is a garden in England dedicated to poisonous plants. It includes over 100 killers, such as hemlock, strychnine and nightshade. Before you ask: There is no gift shop.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
Marin folk are inspired to get out of bed every morning … by their bladders.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
Remember, goldfish can break dance on the carpet. But only for about 20 seconds.
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
Your partner asked you to clear the table. With a running start and the extensions down, you just might do it.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
A Sausalito resident couldn’t believe it when someone broke into the garage and stole the limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Science teachers at the College of Marin don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
There’s a snippy bagel shop in San Francisco. If you ask to buy a bagel with cream cheese there, they will say: “I’m sorry, sir, we only take cash.”
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