DEEP THOUGHTS: Deal with the faults of others as gently as you deal with your own.
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
Was Bingo the name of the dog or the farmer?
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
Red Flag of the Week: If before making an important decision you say: “Life is short.”
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Life Tip Of The Day: At your morning Zoom meeting, blow on your coffee. No one will suspect it is whiskey.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
When you bend down to pick up a cookie, it does, indeed, count as a squat.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
You are in favor of putting shock collars on telemarketers that can be activated by pressing #9.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
Yes, you do Google a phone number before you answer.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
Before marrying, always find out if his family drinks mimosas or runs a 5K on holiday weekends.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
Why doesn’t anybody disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
True wisdom is expressed through actions, not words.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
Bamboo is stronger than oak, because it bends.
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
Changing the world is an exciting idea. Start with yourself.
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
Take the time to taste your words before you spit them out.
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