MILL VALLEY
Booty Man: A man with very low riding pants stood at the bus stop on Miller Avenue and twerked, the results of which showed most of the man’s hairy arse (and a bit more) to standersby who would have preferred not to have seen any of it. Police called. Service provided.
Hiding Out: On Aug. 31, a homeless person entered a building on the Redwood Highway Frontage Road and hid out in the restroom. Police requested to move him along. Police are familiar with the man. Service provided.
Illegal: A fruit-cart vendor without a permit parked in front of the school on Miller Avenue to sell his wares. A citizen complained. Service provided.
Church Door: A homeless woman slept at the door of a church on Camino Alto. Police alerted and asked to swing by periodically to check if she came back.
Shoplifting: Two transgender men-to-women shoplifted three baskets of merchandise from a store on Camino Alto. Reported to police.
Booze: A girl about 13 tried to shoplift alcohol from a store on Miller Avenue. She was confronted and left the story leaving a backpack behind. Police notified.
Urinator: A homeless person screamed and urinated at the back of a store on Blithedale Avenue. He made others feel very uncomfortable with his antics. Police talked to the man, but he refused to speak to them and therefore was subsequently let be. Police told store managers that if he comes back to call immediately.
Homeless: A homeless man lay down on the sidewalk on Miller Avenue. Police made contact and moved him along.
Party House: A large blue house on Miller Avenue was reported holding a loud party, which often happens when the parents are away. Police swung by and observed no party.
Angry Dad: A teenager hit the car of an employee of a clinic on Miller Avenue. Now, the dad of the kid keeps showing up at the business to whine about the accident. Police called to help out with proper channels for handling the situation.
Delusions: A resident on Miller Avenue called police because his neighbor was standing outside his front door ringing the doorbell. He was wrapped in a blanket and saying that he’s cold. The resident won’t let him in because Blanket Man has a history of delusional behavior, especially when he’s been hitting the sauce. Police service provided.
Scary: A homeless man hung out in front of a store on Lovell Avenue on Sept. 5. His presence scared customers away. Police were familiar with the man and gave him a talking to and moved him along.
People in Marin County have issues
Somehow the comedic attitude in the above writings seems inappropriate. Most of these people are in need of help not in need of being made fun of.
Most of them are entitled that’s why