DEEP THOUGHT OF THE WEEK: Don’t let the sadness in your past or the fear in your future ruin the happiness of your present.
Libra — Sept. 23 thru Oct. 22
You have reached that age where you’ve gone from “I probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.”
Scorpio — Oct. 23 thru Nov. 21
You silently correct grammar.
Sagittarius — Nov. 22 thru Dec. 21
Wouldn’t it be nice if the Dollar Store sold gas.
Capricorn — Dec. 22 thru Jan. 19
Coffee gives you unrealistic expectations of productivity.
Aquarius — Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Remember that good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy kids.
Pisces — Feb. 19 — March 20
Never forget that growing old is a privilege denied to many.
Aries – May 21 thru April 19
Every scar you have makes you who you are.
Taurus – April 20 thru May 20
You can relate to blenders because you also scream when you work.
Gemini — May 21 thru June 20
You farted so loud that Siri asked you to repeat it.
Cancer — June 21 thru July 22
This week you will once again contemplate the names Arctic and Antarctica just means “bears” and “no bears.”
Leo — July 23 thru Aug. 22
It is rude to poke someone in the forehead as they start to talk and say: “Skip Intro.”
Virgo — Aug. 23 thru Sept. 22
Shipping problems have really hit the music industry hard. Right now, as you read this, there are 10,000 Otis Redding albums just sitting on the dock of the bay.
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