Mill Valley
May 28 – June 4
Shhhhh: A noise sensitive Mill Valley person called the cops on workers at a house on Overhill Road. The crew was loud and working all hours. Police stopped by and reminded the workers that Mill Valley has noise rules.
Shhhhh II: A dreaded gas-powered leaf blower was heard on Miller Avenue. Police rushed to the scene and reminded the crew of MV noise rules.
Shhhhh III: A bat-eared Mill Valley resident called the police about loud music and noise on Cornelia Avenue. The caller did not want to say more and was evasive to the dispatcher, but said if police will just go up there they will know that the noise was above 80 decibels, which is a Mill Valley no-no. Police rolled; heard nothing.
Shhhhh IV: A caller said someone was “singing very loudly” on Corte Madera Avenue. Police took a listen. Heard nothing.
Shhhhh V: Loud power tools were reported on Cypress Avenue. All’s quiet on the Cypress front now.
Shhhhh VI: A chainsaw was heard on Mirabel Avenue. Caller said it may be coming from Ethel or Molino streets. Mill Valley peace officers were on it.
Shhhhh VII: A group of 8 people were whooping it up on Sycamore Avenue. Police were called to abate the noise, which they did. To boot, the caller said the noisemakers were all in their 20s. Whippersnappers, apparently.
Shhhhh VIII: A belligerent customer at a pharmacy on Blithedale Avenue pounded on the plexiglas and demanded her meds. She didn’t get them and caused a big, noisy scene before staggered outside where police caught up to her and admonished her to cease her unacceptable and noisy behavior in Mill Valley.
Shhhhh IX: A woman on Miller Avenue got into a noisy argument with her husband after she received several text messages from her hubby’s girlfriend. Police responded and advised the husband and wife to separate and keep the noise down.
Shhhhh V: A shirtless guy was walking toward downtown on Sycamore Avenue yelling political violent things. Said he was going to blow people’s heads off. Gone when police arrived. Noise abated.
Vandalism: Protesters were alleged to have spray painted the side of a 7-11 with grafitti. But police said that the graffiti was already there. No merit to the call.
Homeless Woman: A homeless woman charged her phone in the Post Office lobby. She cursed passersby with a blue streak that would make a Sausalito sailor blush. Police moved her along. As she went the woman accused Mill Valley of not being a very friendly town.
Pesky Kids: Fourteen kids were in the swimming hole on Blithedale and were seen to defecate in the tunnel. Police admonished the little sh*ts.
Novato
Robbery Suspect Nabbed: The 7-11 store on Diablo Avenue in Novato was robbed at gun point on March 28. The robber escaped with about $500 in cash. Police responded and obtained video that identified the suspect. The picture of the alleged robber was sent out to surrounding police departments. The Vallejo Police Department responded with the name of Kadeem Reese, who was suspected of over 15 robberies in the region. After further investigation, Kadeem Reese was arrested for the Novato robbery.
Sausalito
June 4 – 10, 2020
‘Penal’ Code Violation: A man was passed out on Harbor Drive. His pants were down and, according to the cop log, his “genitles” were exposed. We think it meant “genitals” which out be in violation of the “penal” code.
Vandalism: Someone broke the glass on the bus shelter on Bridgeway
Moving Truck: A large yellow moving truck was stuck on Spencer Avenue, blocking the road. A two truck was called and the truck was removed.
Car Burglary: The owner of a car reported it broken into on Bulkley Avenue. Taken were two pairs of sunglasses and some quarters. The owner can’t remember if he locked the car.
She’s a Digger: A woman in her 20s was found digging in a planter at an apartment complex on Cypress Place. People who live there asked what she was doing. She said nothing and moved to another planter. So, police were called. She was moved along.
Park Sleeper: An “all points subject” (police jargon of a homeless guy) was reported sleeping at the park on Harrison Avenue. He got up and walked away, but left his stuff in the park. He’s been seen peeing in the park. He’s been described as 50-ish, skinny and long messy grey hair.
Road Rage: A person called the police and said he parked behind a restaurant on Bridgeway to escape a woman who exhibited road rage on the freeway and followed him all the way into Sausalito. There is a video of the incident.
Hatchet Driver: The drivers of two cars engaged in a traffic altercation. One guy didn’t like the way the other guy was driving, so he pulled out a hatchet and threatened to use it on the other driver and his car. Hatchet man fled the scene.
Oh Deer: A deer became trapped in a fence at Cloud View Road. The Human Society was called, but the deer was able to extricate itself before they arrived.
Bee Gone: A swarm of bees were hanging around Easterby Street. Passersby said it was scary to walk by. Police checked it out, but the bees cheesed it before the cops arrived.
Car Burglary: Someone busted the window of a car parked on Woodward Avenue. A jacket was missing.
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